Stephen wildish –

How to poo

A funny infographic guide. The perfect gift for anyone who spends too long on the toilet. For fans of Things To Do While You Poo on the Loo and 52 Things to Learn on the Loo.

What's brown and sticky?
A Stick!

Featuring infographics, illustrations and useless trivia about the history of the toilet, this hilarious guide will provide you with endless hours of entertainment while you sit on your porcelain throne.

With a flowchart to help you work out how to remove skid marks effectively, dietary advice for the least disgusting number twos and a beginners guide to categorising your bowel movements, this is the ultimate guide to visiting the toilet!

Learn how to:

• Remove bad smells from the bathroom
• Scroll through 8 hours of TikTok while everyone else in the house waits to use the bathroom.
• Perfectly balance your intake of Imodium and laxatives to optimise your pooing
• Deal with difficult moments in the toilet after drinking too many pints the night before
• Schedule your bowl movements so you can poo at work and avoid having to sit at your desk as much as possible