{"product_id":"852131006303-poetry-for-neanderthals-tabletop-game","title":"POETRY FOR NEANDERTHALS TABLETOP GAME","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003ePoetry for Neanderthals is a competitive word-guessing card game from Exploding Kittens where you must speak good or get hit with a NO stick\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eUsing only single syllable words, give clues to your team trying to guess your secret phrase; If you mess up and use a big word, you get bopped on the head with a 2-foot long inflatable club\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eSo, instead of saying broccoli, you'd say something like green thing you eat for live long and have good health\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eIt's a board game that forces you to explain complicated ideas using simple vocabulary; It's a game that forces you to sound a little bit dumb\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"VR DISTRIBUTION","offers":[{"title":"NZ - In Stock (Ships Tomorrow)","offer_id":52733233070380,"sku":"eb-852131006303","price":54.99,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/5186\/5644\/files\/6670bfdc2e501.jpg?v=1773381242","url":"https:\/\/realgroovy.com\/products\/852131006303-poetry-for-neanderthals-tabletop-game","provider":"Real Groovy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}